True Blood Season 7 Episode 5 “Return to Oz” Writer: Craig Chester Created By: Alan Ball

I hate to link HuffPo but they are the only hardcore hold outs still watching the HBO series in it’s last season, True Blood. In last nights’ episode (and I could give a rat’s ass if this is a spoiler) some shady group with guns massacres every Republican at a GOP fund raiser for Ted Cruz at the George Bush Library.

It begins with really hostile mockery of Republican women and gets worse.

Go read the recap and dancing over at HuffPo

I read all the Charlaine Harris books right to the end. There are no politics. It’s entertainment. I enjoyed the first few seasons of True Blood on HBO, but as even Howard Stern will tell you, the writing went sour last season and they were given this last season to wrap it up. This last season has been a series of pointless murders and long, pointless conversations and painfully positioned pointless sex scenes, peppered with endless flashbacks.

HBO needed to cancel it at the end of last season, but for some reason gifted them with one last good bye.

I guess they are all drunk off their asses, or high, and decided it would be a great time to kill off everyone they hate, which apparently includes all Republicans. Next week they are probably going to Nuke Israel and the Vatican. At some point there will probably be a Northman Selfie with the Prez and some healthy eating tips from Mo.

I was trying to stick with it to the bitter end because I DO love Eric Northman, but I’ve already figured out that Sarah Newlin has the cure for HepV and everyone wants her dead before this is revealed, either to prevent the cure or for revenge for the HepV.

Last night’s episode was meant to be a “fuck you” and a slap in the face to half of the United States and it was a nasty piece of work. Fortunately, only a few people are still watching this show so most Americans have no idea, any more than they knew what the hell the Weather Underground and Manson Family were talking about most days when they were actively hating everyone who was not cool like them.

Sad end to what started out as a great show. I just can’t watch another episode after this last one and they probably didn’t want me watching anyway.

From the HuffPo Comments:

John R Costello · Top Commenter · PA Academy of the Fine Arts

How fitting…. blood suckers at a GOP event….aint it the truth, aint it the truth!

Kevan Moran Aponte – I know – LOVED IT….now waiting to hear complaints from RIGHTWING pundants today!

Little girls everywhere will be chanting this at church ;-)

Shani @TastyHorchata
“Oh…my…god… I’m a Republicunt” PAM I LOVE YOU!

This one wishes the massacre had been real.

Kenny Rhodes · Top Commenter · Colorado State University–Pueblo

Drats! It’s just a tv show. Got my hopes all up.


HBO’s ‘True Blood’ Mocks Ted Cruz, ‘Republic**ts’, ‘A**holes’

Geeze. Can this get any worse?

Sarah Palin Drives Stake Through Heart of ‘True Blood’ Producers

‘You built this nation, ok?’ the Academy Award winning actor told protesters as the rally began. ‘And what’s happening in Detroit is a model for what could be happening in this nation.

‘Instead of a nation for the .001 percent, it’s a nation for all.’

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Tacitly endorsing Pocahontas Liz, the chronic liar and ersatz American Indian who used her fake ethnicity to get into Harvard and perks while there, Mark Ruffalo goes on to tell a bunch of people who have voted Democrat for 50 odd years and now find themselves in the city that such a voting record creates, without water because THEY DON’T PAY THEIR BILLS, that the rest of us need to foot even more of the bill for keeping these leeches hydrated.

Detroit should be bulldozed and they just need to start the hell over. They have ruined their town with politicians and policies that take but never give back and now they’ve taken everything that was there, so they want to expand and take everything else until the entire country is like Detroit. God forbid they should take a step back and try something different. Apparently the world owes them because they somehow managed to escape the abortion clinics Pocahontas Liz loves so dearly and now they need stuff. They don’t want to do anything in exchange for the free stuff. Their personal comforts are a human right.

Unbelievable. I can’t go to a movie or watch a TV show anymore without the thought running in the back of my mind that these actors are the stupidest people on the planet. Had he said anything intelligent to actually make the argument that we should make an exception for Detroit, when no where else in the country do dead beats get their bills paid forever, maybe I would not be on this rant. But he didn’t. He said a bunch of pointless crap. If he REALLY believed what he says, he would have them all live with him and support them himself. Of course he won’t. None of them ever do. Charity and compassion are directed by force in Ruffalo world.

It’s always something “someone” should fix, just not them. Unbelievable.

Liar Liz for President? Are they high? They must be high.

For some, yes. But if you were hoping for a plane to fall from the sky to distract the news from the Border Crisis, IRS Scandal, VA Scandal and the hundred other screw ups … well? I can see how you might be torn on this one.

I feel a game of golf and a vacation coming on.

We now know where to send the wave of border busters. The Democrats in DC have announced that their doors are open. Send the MS-13 gangs and terrorists to their homes. Send the kids and anyone else seeking to live here without going through the legal hoops everyone else has to jump, to the homes of all the DC Democrats and they will house them, feed them and put them through school and give them free stuff.

What Samaritans and god-like altruists the DC Democrats are, yes? Pelosi will probably put some of them to work on her vineyard and I was actually surprised she refrained from scooping up an armload of urchins when she visited the border a few weeks ago, quite honestly.

This is good news, really. Once they see how their homes, lives and finances are completely trashed by this sudden influx of people seeking the free-stuff promised by the President, they will maybe understand why the rest of us would prefer to enforce the laws of the land and have everyone get visas and go through the regular queue like everyone else has to.

Oh wait? It wasn’t YOUR doors that were open? It was MINE? Just MINE? Well THAT sucks and it’s dreadfully unfair of you to invite these people in and then not let them stay at your own homes. You can see why that would rankle, right? You are offering our towns and money and resources like you have some power over all of us to make that invitation and you chose not to be inconvenienced yourselves.

Never in history has a nation done this … I am combing through the books a google-ing and I just can’t see where that has ever happened or been allowed to happen. What exactly makes you all think American Citizens are going to just lay down and take this? You think you can shame us into accepting this? It’s a mess of your making. You are all lawless anarchists burying the entire nation under a mile of BS and you’re kind of outnumbered and way the hell out on a limb.

Our doors are wide open? Open YOUR doors and then we’ll see. The Border Patrol needs to bus them to DC Democrats’ homes and drop them off with the keys and full access to the home owner’s bank account.

Unbelievable assholes.


FEDS TO OPEN $50 MILLION RESORT FOR ILLEGAL CHILDREN – Complete With Tennis Courts, Sauna & Pools Posted by Jim Hoft

But then every week is a sucky news week. There were so many bad things going on that I can’t do a round up justice. Obama’s infamous “not into photo ops” taunt was taken up in a wave of “oh yeah? Oh Yeah? What about all THESE photo ops?” and more photos of the asshole-in-chief than I ever want to get hit with again swept over the internet feeds. Just. Fuck you Mr. President. Why do you have to do that? You know it makes people crazy.

And that’s the kind of shit sociopaths do. k?

While news talkers try to analyze his deep strategy of not allowing himself to be photographed with kids dripping head lice and MS-13 assassins, all he’s really thinking is “I’m gonna say the most outrageous thing right now and watch heads explode.” He is SUCH an arrogant douche. Is he on vacation yet? Somebody hustle his ass onto the plane already.

Then there is the phone call to Israel recommending they stand down and just take the 100 missiles from Gaza an hour hits. HE never called them directly, of course. He had someone else do that … AND THEY DID! Probably giggling like demented fiends as they group called, whapping each other to STFU and “No fucking way will they do this but watch their heads explode on the news in a few minutes after we say it!”

How many more years do we have to endure this abuse? This is the bad boss syndrome, right? Where a boss with power just relentlessly fucks with underlings because he\she knows there is nothing they can do about it and they sit and listen in on the bitching after for some sick entertainment. Nasty.

To everyone who voted for this squid. I don’t give a shit HOW sorry you are now. You suck and I am going to be pissed with you quietly until he’s out of the Whitehouse. I am addressing a lot of friends, some of whom have confessed publicly that they were wrong about Palin and so so sorry about not listening to me when I told them who Obama really was. You.Suck.At.Life right now. You cannot apologize enough for this. I may get over it and forgive you eventually, but not today. Not after this suck-ass week of abusive news. What you did has scarred a nation forever.

That is all.

While not required to fast during Ramadan, in Bahrain, Americans can be fined or detained by local authorities for eating, drinking or smoking in public when off-base during daylight hours. ~ Military Bans Bibles But Forces Soldiers to Adhere to Islamic Practices During Ramadan by Jim Hoft


So ridiculous. In the news over the past week we find out that Saudi Arabia and other “friendly” countries are financing ISIS, Al Qaeda and other terrorist organizations hell bent on building a terrorist state, but that they want the US to protect them from the monsters they are financing. This is insane. There’s not much I can do about it, but I can hit Starbucks for a giant Green Tea Frappuccino and drink it with the top down on my car all the way home, hair uncovered, driving while female. Somewhere on Google Earth I hope those head chopping savages can see me.

So sick of the BS.

I friended Chris Wysocki on Facebook this week because I read his blog regularly and he accepted even though I am a total stranger. Chris :-) Thanks for the add but you need to be careful who you friend on Facebook. That place is a viper pit of hackers, liberals, identity thieves and an ungodly explosions of cats.

Chris get’s my Quote of the Day Spot:

“Dear Leader is going to be very, very angry. And I suspect that the IRS just moved 9 names to the top of their Audit Now list.” SCOTUS nixes His Imperial Majesty’s recess appointments, Chris Wysocki

We are all on the audit list of the new, weaponized, IRS. They just hired 16k new employees to break our backs on their Torquemada ledger racks. No one is safe.

I am guessing the people he appointed will feel no ill effects from this ruling because the new thinking on the hills says that you can tell the president he’s wrong, but he’s going to do it anyway and no one can stop him. Sticks and Stones Supreme Court. Sticks and stones.

Moving on to Pat, who has escaped the classroom jungle and can be found hiding in libraries doing research for some reason … when she’s not antiquing and visiting museums.

Take a Trip to the Dorcheat Historical Museum and the Minden Cemetery

After driving by The Dorcheat Historical Museum for several years and often commenting that we should go visit, Steve and I finally went inside today to check it out; we were actually in Minden anyway to get the Jeep serviced, and it was a spur of the moment decision, but one well worth the time. The SIGIS Take a Trip Series, Pat Austin

All museums should be by car repair places. There should be a library, a museum and a little café conveniently located for your edification, entertainment and libation while you await your conveyance. We should no longer be subjected to game shows and NBC news in repair shop waiting areas for hours on end. .

The SIGIS Take a Trip Series:

Pat Austin

Gateway Pundit pokes the thin skinned bear by reporting

“With his approval numbers in the tank, Barack Obama whined this week about Republicans holding him back.”
Obama: Republicans Don’t Do Anything But Block Me and “Call Me Names” by Jim Hoft

What did I say about Sticks and Stones? Words DO hurt this president. They hurt him terribly. He complains bitterly about all the meanies and haters who do nothing while he does EVERYTHING. And he keeps doing what he wants regardless. So there.

Robert Stacy McCain is doing battle with Feminists. That’s not as kinky as it sounds.

“I do take feminism seriously, despite my habitual sarcasm. Just because Marxist lesbians seem ridiculous to sane people, doesn’t mean that feminists are not serious in their craziness. A phrase like “the destruction of heterosexuality as a system” may strike us as lunatic gibberish, but there are influential academics — tenured professors of Women’s Studies — who toil daily toward that goal.”~ Fun With #RadFem: ‘You Magnificent Lesbians — I Read Your Books!’

I tried to read through it but my brain kept skipping to the good parts:

~ How many abortions, divorces and loveless hookups with selfish creeps does it take before a “liberated” young woman starts wondering if maybe her grandmother had a genuinely better deal back in the supposedly barbaric 1950s?

~ (…) everything that is wrong in the world can and should be blamed on men.

~To put it bluntly: We are going to Hell, by the most direct route.

~ After weeks of silence following her global-warming gloomfest, she took up a critique of radical lesbianism that is so nuanced only a Women’s Studies major could understand it.

~ Heterosexuality is compulsory, that is we are psychologically conditioned (through propaganda) and physically forced into it (through sexual harassment, rape, marriage and pimping). (BOR: Wait. What?)

~ you have been “psychologically conditioned” to enjoy your hetero-captivity and oppression. (BOR: I actually DO like sex with the opposite sex. Not into the bondage kink. To each their own, though. WTH does that have to do with … are the new feminists all lesbians? Interesting.)

Anyway. I apologize for the ADD skip reading Robert. I’ll try to do better next time.

I have massive home improvement projects in progress but may add to the reading list here later. Hang in there, people. It’s a downhill slide for the foreseeable future and we are just getting our Orpheus descent into the Inferno in motion.