As long as Congress is handing out bribes for Christmas I would like to make it known that my support for this bill can definitely be bought. No, really. I am prepared to whore myself out like the most practiced D.C. politician just for my A-OK on this piece of shit of a black box Armageddon bill.
Now that we are officially in the age of wanting to be liked even if it kills us – and may I say that I am not down with that philosophy because I hate these fuckers in DC more than I hate iPhones and that’s quite a lot, so I don’t give a rat’s ass if they like me back – as long as it’s important to the morons who rule us that we like them then I’m ready to deal. What will it take to get me to say nice things about our Representatives, Senators and Marxist Whiner in Chief? I’m actually pretty damned easy. I will strip down to nothing but a Christmas Bow and sing carols of praise for the US Government if they will just – for once – tell the truth.
Tell.The.Truth.
Tell the truth as if we were all twelve so that everyone can understand what you are doing. Tell the country what is actually IN that piece of shit end of the world and life as we know it government take over of one sixth of the economy bill. Because what I’m hearing now is that no one has read it. They voted on it and they have no idea what’s in it. A few intrepid Senators considered reading parts of it but their eyes started to bleed after reading the first three pages. It’s a regular Pandora’s Box, this bill.
Anyone celebrating the passage of this bill is officially “special” and not in a good way. People who trust their government so much that they believe the bald faced lying that is going on right now deserve everything they get. It is their birthday today and they are the sucker who is born every minute. Sit your asses down over there in the corner and THINK about what you’ve done you mindless waste of air and natural resources you. I’m not even kidding.
Where was I? Oh yeah – I remember.
So. Let’s have it. I want my Christmas gift from Obama and I want it now. Tell the truth. Disgorge the whole sordid back door debacle in the public square. I have a big-ass-satin bow all ready to go. Give me what I want and I promise to like you for a whole minute and a half or until you piss me off again – whichever comes first.
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Asking a bit much, aren’t you? I understand the desire to aim big but perhaps you should start with something like “when you lie, do me the honor of not doing it with a straight face while looking me in the eye.” Even that might be beyond reach. Maybe a “no crossies count” system.
Ok. Just … at least prevaricate and pretend that it pains you not to tell the truth. I would settle for that. The bald faced lies? I’ve never seen anything like it before. There’s no subtlety, no … style. It’s as if they have no use for nine tenths of the dictionary.